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Belette should like this one... :D
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I bought porn for hermionesfrog (10 points). In September I gave belette a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In November I gave stormflight a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Sunday I gave chexee a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In March I put gum in judygarland76's hair (-12 points).

Overall, I've been nice (33 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!


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Ha, I bought myself porn.


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